February 2012
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this guy →
how-does-that-make-you-feel:
knew i was bummed out and surprised me with doughnuts, the coffee i’ve been wanting to try for a while now, and some cake pops. the doughnuts were for breakfast the next day to make sure i had a good day the next day. i dont care if u call him “ex” or “friend” or whatever (cookie monster) he’s a really great guy to have around and whoever is after me is a very lucky...
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diaripaul asked: What is the meaning behind that tattoo?
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Anonymous asked: So that guy from the beach...? That's what I was expecting you to say.
Anonymous asked: What kind of guys are you attracted to?
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TMI Tuesday
Turns out my right nipple CAN get hard after all, as I discovered during tonight’s workout. Up until now my nips have been a pair of limp biscuits, even in subzero temperatures, which can be so, so inconvenient and weird looking. Good to know there are still some active nerve endings hanging out! Waking the left one up is going to be my new project now.
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So, how many HR laws will I be breaking if I hire someone just because he’s hot? Sorry, I’m new at this.
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Thanks for that.
Waitress: Are you waiting on someone else?
Shane: ...um, no...no, it's just me.
Waitress: Ok, then. (clears second place setting)
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Is it weird I like to shower before going to the gym? I feel like it’s the equivalent to girls who wear make-up while working out.
My adorable nephews get interviewed by me.
I’m at Target trying to find a new video game for my brother for his birthday and it’s like, the hardest thing in the world. I know nothing about video games. Help me I’m poor.